"I like nappies, rubbies, and all the cheerios I can fit in my mouth."
When you walk outside and see the brightest star beaming back at you. That’s the universe letting you know how I feel for you. That you make be bright.
Lol this guy sucked. But that was a good line, bro.
The universe consists of billions of billions galaxies, and within those galaxies billions of stars. Around a vast majority of those stars are planets. Some planets that could potentially hold life, and some that are just there. But amongst all those planets, only one is known to contain sentient life. There are 7 billion plus human beings on this rock. The only of our kind.
But you’re the one for me. Amongst billions of other candidates, you’re the one I want. —
My boyfriend (how did I get so lucky?)
I still look back at this when I need a perspective shift. This man is so good to me.
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everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven?
what the fuck
what the fuck
a MALE toaster oven
I support their forbidden gay love
Okay but like… $4!?!? That’s a fucking steal does Quiznos still have this!?!?
bruh…
Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.
SHUT UP.
13 years
Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash
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The universe consists of billions of billions galaxies, and within those galaxies billions of stars. Around a vast majority of those stars are planets. Some planets that could potentially hold life, and some that are just there. But amongst all those planets, only one is known to contain sentient life. There are 7 billion plus human beings on this rock. The only of our kind.
But you’re the one for me. Amongst billions of other candidates, you’re the one I want. —
My boyfriend (how did I get so lucky?)
I still look back at this when I need a perspective shift. This man is so good to me.
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Update. We’re getting married next June.
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